That's right, this is the drunk blog (...get it? the "Drog"... umm yeah, nevermind). It's a place where the only posts ever written are done so while the poster is most definitely intoxicated. So sit back and enjoy the ride and while you're at it, make yourself a drink.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
my berfday
luckily, not my barfday. also, peoples need to step it up a notch and post on this so that i'm not the lone ranger. pretty much all i want tos ay tonight is thanks to everyone for coming, i had a blast. i'm extremely full and need to pass out. thanks again folks, cheers!
Thursday, June 18, 2009
tursday
thursday nigt was going slow. dinner = 2 beers, chips &salsa. THEN! dun dun dun.....Harpos. 1.50 tacos + 3.50 pints of sawtooth = 13$ pitchers cause they don't do discounts on pitechers. at least they are 4+pint pitchers. i just realized that's a$.25 discount per pint if i did maths correctly. harpos are the shit! nonetheless, i have more respect for harpos. also, i need opinions on lil ally. i think she was ol' ally. at least she gave us the upgrade from shit adam's dubble bock to sawtooth. she was my friend after that. and, she didn't dilly-dally with the check. it was like wam bam thank you mam. also, deadbolt? really? i mean......really really? sounds like someone was a bit paranoid. i wonder what that was from. ok, time to stop now before i rant. cheers, thursday, you are teh shit. *THUNDER*. seriously i just heard thunder, or i'm trippn ballz
Sunday, June 14, 2009
it has been too long
that's what she said. so i think i've successfully sustained drunk sans blackout for 8 hours. it has been an epic night. there must have been like 20 bags of chips. of which all were opened, and maybe a total of 2 bags consumed. good job kryptonian. homebrew was a success. all our beers are belong to us. the last 1/3 of mad max >> first 10 minutes of mad max. dumb & dumber suck balls. also, how long until the phallic symbol is found? i'm guessing 3 days. 1 liter of jager down, time to pass out. congrats buffalo soldier, we drink in your honor. also, naked hippies = not cool. i'll be monitoring the number of sex offenders in boulder county to see if there was a spike today. cheers! JB