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god damn it was nearly impossible to log in this time... what the HELL is wrong with gmail and it's damn cookies?

anyway, cookies were delicious. Small get-together = the right type of party. I can type remarkably coherently despite the excessive beer-drinking because it was COFFEE beer! There was a lot of caffeine consumed during the ngiht by all (I'mmaking typos but correcting some of thema utoamtically because I can't control my refelxes at this point beucase my hands type fast than my brain thinks).. and ytway... ok I ghuess I lied about typos coffee also causes semaing smearing effects thats makes for more typso but really I am correcting some of them just not effectively all of them. ANYWAY what I was trying to say is that when you talk about plugs and sockets you're really talking about straspons and mabnutss manbutts.

Mocha Stout / Choco-Coffee stout pretty good. Not tons of coffee flava. Wait, I mean TONS of coffee flava but not tons of choco flava. So more choco next time. Adn moore boozy so that it balances the coffeees. Wrong blofg for this discussion but that's unavoidable.

Fun times were had! Hooray! Poor Jizzy B and .... umm... what was JPH's nickname? that's not his real name anyway so its' ok but seriosuly wehat is his name? Anyway, they missed out like bitches. So di the bon-bon who wanted the potaters. heheh suckers. whew. dones.

wow I logged in

it's real farkin fuckin hard toi type on teh droog when you have teh wrong name and it's a backwards thing with weird password and stuffs. . there's only pronography in there. So I drinked a little tonight and I'm going to teat eat some cake. stopbuttfucking my door dipshit. So the drinkin with the first peoples was prettty good but it's not a good idea to .... what the hell was IP saying something about tongue punchin the poregger cooter. gross. wtf j-dogg what u thinkin. anyway this is a nice way to intro-duce the new namerator. for shitsticks. happy fuckin bday bitchfuckers. Hooray for avery beerstackular! delicuous

I want to know that I love you all. This DROG is for you.

Just.... crashin' in!

Hey they cool cats and hip daddios. How's it rockin'? First, I must apologize for the way I've been leavin' you all hangin'. Just high and dry, wonderin' where the Crashman be at. I'm real, real sorry about that. I lost my way for a while and forgot about the tiny, tiny audience that had been hangin' on my every word (tiny may or may not be == 0, depending on the time of day and year). But here I am and while I don't know if this classifies as all out drunken postin', it definitely classifies as strongly buzzin' postin'. I kicked it with one of my east-coast cousins this afternoon who I hadn't seen or talked to in AGES. We're talkin' long, long time (~10+ years), so that shit was off da hook. Sometimes I forget how isolated I am out in this neck of the woods and I realize that I'm related to some real cool people and I need to be better about stayin' in touch. Anywho, I hit up the Harpo's which I haven't visited in a while and was reacquainted (fuck that shit was tough to type) with the fact that their happy hour rules. They have a super solid tap line-up and micros are only $2.50 a pint! Shit Son. I need to do that more often. Ok... so I thought I had some better stuff to say, but I might not. HOWEVER. The night is not over and... well, assumin' things go just the right amount of well, you might yet hear from me again tonight.

That's all for now. I'm up, up and.... oh shit, where did that curb come from?!

(ps - please note that any word requirin' an "ing" has been substituted with " in' " because I think it makes me cooler to talk like that)

pizza colore

was the end of the night. and a hella uva night it twas. first of all, one shift two shift redshift blueshift kick ass. fun game except one dude, that dude sucks. man that dude. pretzels! okay, trivia started out way slow, except it was also awesome. ladies... right, so back oto the point. never drink a veer that has a reference to a mustache. yeah i'm talkin bout you hopstache. you were disuguesting. red dagron, you rocked my proverbial world. thanks dagron! booo getting possibly injured playing air hockey. hoooray more cheap beer! j town totalled rolled galaga over and that pos didn't even record. drunk people. pizza colore. welcome back.

an apperance.

jizzy b was here. now he's passed out. too tired to make up good stuff for the masses. you'll have to deal. rocktober october octogon world wrestseling federation dark lord gilroy garlic festival king leotard diatribe cauliflower. bam. that just happened.

BRING IT BACK

So this is just a warm up, because the way this semester has been going, this shit is about to get real. First of all, trikes are lame. Second of all, trikes are really lame. i needed about 4 more double vodka root-beers if was going to enjoy that, and even that wouldn't have done it. also, let me finish a damn sentence. you don't know what i'm gonna say, i might just come out and say "you're a..." and just hope that you finish it off with "annoyting *expletive*. yeah that's right. also, screw you drunk chick almost running me over.

third of all, fuck trikes.

--out

Pisnatchios!

Arlgitht so here is the deal. We are bring the drog back int action so that we can get the party starteed. Dude the buffalo wants som sugar mommmas becayuse the sugars mommas are the shit. PLus the shakes just snorted out his nose. I loike it out the nose. We were drinking beczuse it was the time to doo s We had some people inthe town thatneed to party it up. Right now I try to drink the beer with the Extra ESB but its is 7.8 PERCENT whichs is more than I need to drink Also let's thinkabout how sometimebs the distacncew is to great and you have to think about this shit for how long thois shit is gooooood for But the good for is tehe good time which makes it so worth it. Shakes is trying to tell moe how I should stopp with the vigorous pushing on the keys. I am hiping that the shakes will make me feel like a man tonight. Good night I am so happy that its happening again.

-Crashman

ps - I just warmed the air.

Drogocolypse

I'm heating the house. So heres the dealio yo yo YO. The drog returns witha collaboration celebration between the armer house rulers and shake and steak sans steak. Newb. That sound like funnies. THE BEER IS GONE! So weather is fuked. it was like 70 degrees two days ago. now it's 17 and we have a foot of snow. it's wicked slipppy out theres. I'm not into that. WALNUT. dude who is that dude. trashed. darts woudl be a bad idea nowish. this is the land of one open eye, one half dead eye. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay gone. cheers fools

"the shit out of..."

i'll drink the shit out of that beer. i'll eat the shit out of those nachos. there's only so many phrases the word 'shit' can be put into before you want to kill the person responsible (i think everyone knows who i am talking about - that dude that will 'tap the shit out of those files', for instance). sexaho, let it happen, jiggle it out. cupping is essential for maximum cuppage.

jbonesarilla droppped the balls. heh no balls dropped out of there.. heheh knob polish. he likes the pisnatchios. sntach!ios! dsrog off y'hjohsers. wt f srsly? there's a tear in his pisnatchios too haha snap-ho-oh!. Torn righ tup the wink-wink. This guy he will earn the ropes but right now he is hangin a little shitty. shitahairs in socks!

i typed the shit out of this drog.

I'm back bitches, and this time its for real.

Heyyyy-o! So, what's up hip cats? I am rocking the Drog again. It's been a good long while and I apologiz for not gracing you with my presense. First off, Oskar Blues in longmont, CO rocks my world. That place has tons of awesome beers, both ones they brew and ones they don't. I am stoked that we went there tonight. After we took the bus home (for FREE) we wwent to the downtown bars. First we went to the C-Combs, that shit was both lame and awesome (the awesome part was when we played the pool. Evem tho that dude won all the games it was strill fun). Besides the pool there was some absurdness. J-Henn and S-Kills got to see the shit in action, good lord it was frickindiculous. Anywho, it is what it is. Besides the ridiculous drinking, I am submitting my first ApJ paper while at CU tomorrow. It will be my second first author paper, which will be hot shit, hoorah! I will submit that shit tomorrow.

PS - You can call me Master.

-Crashman.