Ok. So. ITs aPril.

Its the midddle of april and I amdrogging. which is a good thing I think. You know what is gonna be a bummer? When we all go different ways and the drog no longer has a home in CO. But maybe, just maybe, that it when the drog will find its calling. IT will be the home away from home, the place the drunken buffalo roam and the hills are all drunken all day. I don't have much to say, but that I'm proud to be the Crashman and I couldn't have a better bunch of drunken co-authors, no sirreeeeee. To my brothers in arm, I drunkenly salute you. That means trying to put my hand to my head but mostly just hitting myself and falling backwards. Bazinga my brothers, bazinga.

Ok. shit. This is for real.

Hey everybody. We be droggin it for real right now. So, Jb and I hit up the strong ale festival this saturesday at the avery brewing location. IT was off the hook, So... they give you 16 tickets for 16 2 oz tasters. Now first off, some time they don't give you 2 oz tasters and they skimp because they are worried about you getting to drunk or some shit. Bull. Shit. We managed to find a table to hang with and one of the gyus knew an averty brewer so we were able to get a lot more tix, fo sho. So I managed to have 21 taster which is ~42 oz, beeeer, which when they are arell >8% (mine probaly averaged ~11?) you are DONE when they finish. But ok, they should just start pourin real generous. I hope the nice family we met lets us hang out in silver thron -- they said they would rent to us for sho. That coulod be sick. Hikiung, mountain biking, running.,... AWS. Oh so, Black Folies was real good, not nearly so sour as the La Folie, much more subdued and balanced by Blackberries.Also Samael's '06 was intense, JB did not like it, but I did. If you get a sweet beer like that 5 tyears to chiull out, it does and it rocks. BAZAM. Finally, while there was a lot of tots good beer, I need top ShoutOut to Upslope Brewery for their Belgian Quad. They are new, so pushin the boundrary is bold, but they did it. The belgian quad is super powerful, and yet real drinkable, so props to them. Finally, sometimes you eat way too much whoppie pie and you don't feel so good. You hasve to power through and make it happen. Also, someteims you get messages you shouldn';t and you respond, and things..... progress. Keep it real every body I love you all.

CM out. Hearts and Hugs.

PS -- the Man from the FL pan handle who likes to rock out, RULES. New drinkin Bro FTW.

Pisnatchios!

Arlgitht so here is the deal. We are bring the drog back int action so that we can get the party starteed. Dude the buffalo wants som sugar mommmas becayuse the sugars mommas are the shit. PLus the shakes just snorted out his nose. I loike it out the nose. We were drinking beczuse it was the time to doo s We had some people inthe town thatneed to party it up. Right now I try to drink the beer with the Extra ESB but its is 7.8 PERCENT whichs is more than I need to drink Also let's thinkabout how sometimebs the distacncew is to great and you have to think about this shit for how long thois shit is gooooood for But the good for is tehe good time which makes it so worth it. Shakes is trying to tell moe how I should stopp with the vigorous pushing on the keys. I am hiping that the shakes will make me feel like a man tonight. Good night I am so happy that its happening again.

-Crashman

ps - I just warmed the air.

Ergonomic key board for the WIN!!!

hwey everybody I am typing on a ergonomnic keyboard which is hard ti recover from on a regukar basis tright?  oh man thisd is way too hard? ok so msn proplr dont type on these very often.  man dude I am drunk qhile we watch The Kingdom.  I think IU just  got my mon4eys stolen.  I want my monryd back.  Way7 too ftunk.  My frioends stole my moneys dammn it.