It had to happen eventually.

So.  Here's the thing.  I'm not exaclty drunk, but I'd say that I've hit a level of intoxication that counts for the Drog.  Under normal circumstances, I might not think that I was qualifed to post.  However, this is a special situation, it has been far too long.  This needs to change.  Tonight, some people drank.  Those people talked.  They talked about things.  Those things might have mattered or perhaps they didn't, but you know what.  They sat.  And they talked.  There was no TV.  There was no music.  Just 5 dudes, sittin' around, talking about life.  Did they agree on everything?  Nope.  That doesn't matter.  What happened was a good thing.  We have stuff bouncing around in our heads, we should let them out -- for better or worse.  I enjoyed talking, discourse is good.  Will it lead to anything? Unlikely.  Was it worth doing? Maybe.

So think about that, read the Drog, and have a chat.  You might just like it.

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well,s o, the day went preetty great. Got up at like 830, hit the bus at 930, luckily made nough buses to get to Vine at 11, drank about 6 mimosas each and ate a huge breakfast *after* eating a pound of cookies, then went to the 2-hr 9-pour tasting where the tastes weren't exactly small and the "snack foods" were... look, they filled, alrighT? cheeses and pickles and meats and crackers.. So, we try to get coffee afterwards, righT? nope, it's a city, so once you get downtown there are no coffees anywhere. WTF? that is dumb. So, logical conlusion: no coffee? GET BEER! so we did and there was Belgian Beer and then much rejoicing and sliders and fries and it was good (but... yeah.... expensive). Whew. We done that, lights go out, we go to the next place, which we thoguht was a brewery but it wasn't, just another (!) taphouse, less than a block away. We got... one good beer, then one... other beer? then a third? there were smoky beers, creepy people next to me, and THINGS GOT HAZY OK!? it was... umm... eventful? then... we stumbled away from there and... well, stumbled was the operative fuckin word, lemme tell ya. hit up some Godo Times, which I know I've been to drunk before which is real weird cuz I've been to downtown denver like 3 times ever. Spilled some drink because I was drunk, it happens, but no one cleaned it up even after I said "Hey, I spilled a drink, can I get somethin to clean it with" which was dumb. THEN we went to the bus and NAILED the timing but I wanted to get some gyros so I did and sprinted back to the bus and made it! we was on the bus we was we was then slept and had alarms on but stilll nearly missed the stop. THEN we got home and we made cookies! well, we made cookies dough but we was sleepy and hurty and so we made the ough and then I made 4-5 kahlua brownie cookies and we'll see how they turn out. but yeah we hit GAME OVER at not very long after we starte.d..... like only 12 hours and so many rounds or somehting... sheesh.

Ok. shit. This is for real.

Hey everybody. We be droggin it for real right now. So, Jb and I hit up the strong ale festival this saturesday at the avery brewing location. IT was off the hook, So... they give you 16 tickets for 16 2 oz tasters. Now first off, some time they don't give you 2 oz tasters and they skimp because they are worried about you getting to drunk or some shit. Bull. Shit. We managed to find a table to hang with and one of the gyus knew an averty brewer so we were able to get a lot more tix, fo sho. So I managed to have 21 taster which is ~42 oz, beeeer, which when they are arell >8% (mine probaly averaged ~11?) you are DONE when they finish. But ok, they should just start pourin real generous. I hope the nice family we met lets us hang out in silver thron -- they said they would rent to us for sho. That coulod be sick. Hikiung, mountain biking, running.,... AWS. Oh so, Black Folies was real good, not nearly so sour as the La Folie, much more subdued and balanced by Blackberries.Also Samael's '06 was intense, JB did not like it, but I did. If you get a sweet beer like that 5 tyears to chiull out, it does and it rocks. BAZAM. Finally, while there was a lot of tots good beer, I need top ShoutOut to Upslope Brewery for their Belgian Quad. They are new, so pushin the boundrary is bold, but they did it. The belgian quad is super powerful, and yet real drinkable, so props to them. Finally, sometimes you eat way too much whoppie pie and you don't feel so good. You hasve to power through and make it happen. Also, someteims you get messages you shouldn';t and you respond, and things..... progress. Keep it real every body I love you all.

CM out. Hearts and Hugs.

PS -- the Man from the FL pan handle who likes to rock out, RULES. New drinkin Bro FTW.

omfg

god damn it was nearly impossible to log in this time... what the HELL is wrong with gmail and it's damn cookies?

anyway, cookies were delicious. Small get-together = the right type of party. I can type remarkably coherently despite the excessive beer-drinking because it was COFFEE beer! There was a lot of caffeine consumed during the ngiht by all (I'mmaking typos but correcting some of thema utoamtically because I can't control my refelxes at this point beucase my hands type fast than my brain thinks).. and ytway... ok I ghuess I lied about typos coffee also causes semaing smearing effects thats makes for more typso but really I am correcting some of them just not effectively all of them. ANYWAY what I was trying to say is that when you talk about plugs and sockets you're really talking about straspons and mabnutss manbutts.

Mocha Stout / Choco-Coffee stout pretty good. Not tons of coffee flava. Wait, I mean TONS of coffee flava but not tons of choco flava. So more choco next time. Adn moore boozy so that it balances the coffeees. Wrong blofg for this discussion but that's unavoidable.

Fun times were had! Hooray! Poor Jizzy B and .... umm... what was JPH's nickname? that's not his real name anyway so its' ok but seriosuly wehat is his name? Anyway, they missed out like bitches. So di the bon-bon who wanted the potaters. heheh suckers. whew. dones.

wow I logged in

it's real farkin fuckin hard toi type on teh droog when you have teh wrong name and it's a backwards thing with weird password and stuffs. . there's only pronography in there. So I drinked a little tonight and I'm going to teat eat some cake. stopbuttfucking my door dipshit. So the drinkin with the first peoples was prettty good but it's not a good idea to .... what the hell was IP saying something about tongue punchin the poregger cooter. gross. wtf j-dogg what u thinkin. anyway this is a nice way to intro-duce the new namerator. for shitsticks. happy fuckin bday bitchfuckers. Hooray for avery beerstackular! delicuous

Just.... crashin' in!

Hey they cool cats and hip daddios. How's it rockin'? First, I must apologize for the way I've been leavin' you all hangin'. Just high and dry, wonderin' where the Crashman be at. I'm real, real sorry about that. I lost my way for a while and forgot about the tiny, tiny audience that had been hangin' on my every word (tiny may or may not be == 0, depending on the time of day and year). But here I am and while I don't know if this classifies as all out drunken postin', it definitely classifies as strongly buzzin' postin'. I kicked it with one of my east-coast cousins this afternoon who I hadn't seen or talked to in AGES. We're talkin' long, long time (~10+ years), so that shit was off da hook. Sometimes I forget how isolated I am out in this neck of the woods and I realize that I'm related to some real cool people and I need to be better about stayin' in touch. Anywho, I hit up the Harpo's which I haven't visited in a while and was reacquainted (fuck that shit was tough to type) with the fact that their happy hour rules. They have a super solid tap line-up and micros are only $2.50 a pint! Shit Son. I need to do that more often. Ok... so I thought I had some better stuff to say, but I might not. HOWEVER. The night is not over and... well, assumin' things go just the right amount of well, you might yet hear from me again tonight.

That's all for now. I'm up, up and.... oh shit, where did that curb come from?!

(ps - please note that any word requirin' an "ing" has been substituted with " in' " because I think it makes me cooler to talk like that)

Pisnatchios!

Arlgitht so here is the deal. We are bring the drog back int action so that we can get the party starteed. Dude the buffalo wants som sugar mommmas becayuse the sugars mommas are the shit. PLus the shakes just snorted out his nose. I loike it out the nose. We were drinking beczuse it was the time to doo s We had some people inthe town thatneed to party it up. Right now I try to drink the beer with the Extra ESB but its is 7.8 PERCENT whichs is more than I need to drink Also let's thinkabout how sometimebs the distacncew is to great and you have to think about this shit for how long thois shit is gooooood for But the good for is tehe good time which makes it so worth it. Shakes is trying to tell moe how I should stopp with the vigorous pushing on the keys. I am hiping that the shakes will make me feel like a man tonight. Good night I am so happy that its happening again.

-Crashman

ps - I just warmed the air.

omg it's dark out?

yeah, it's been some time since this fellow postede somethingon this here "blog". At least legitimately. There's something to be said for Mountain Sun beers. Speicificalyyy, they are strong and delicious. Also, arguments about nothing at all are fun (yeah, even with loudy mcloudmouth dominating the conversation). And burritos are delicious. 2 per day ixs NOT! too much. Delciious. I rpomaites. I promise, that's what I said. SHu up. Shut up. OK. typed it. good.

Also, favorite thing? coming home and not hearing "hey did you take the trash in?" yeah, you're not my mother, get over it. sheesh. OK I am ready to compile that shit. I shouldn't restructure my compy's HD right now should I? too late. Ooops. I have 6 hours til I have to get up and fix the ankle and then I have a meeting. WHOO FRIDAY!!!!!!! hrmm, something mising there... !!!!1!!1!!. Better.

WHOO!

bitchass punk

yeah, you better be givin thanks for shit tonight. You know what I'm giving thanks for? FREE BEEER!! IT was AMAZIGN! I love the Sun it is so good I want to be icarus and fly to it all the freakin time it was delicious.
OOOH BEER REVIEW TIME!:!

Thunderhead Stout: The only stout Devo's ever ghive n a postiive review to it was delciious and I will always love it the way I only love bugs.
Quinn's Golden Ale: also pretty damn delicious itw as tasty too
FYIPa: FYI, pale ale? fiscale year impearila apel ale? What was this but it wasn't ad it was a little IPA sih
that Amber that ty got it was ummm amberpena amber?

you know what the ladies totally love me when I'm drunk I got all up int hat. Yeah. you know it. I had so much beer itw as carazty carafe-azy? beer.
BEEER!
beeer.
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beer IG OT IT RIGHT HIS TimE!