Showing posts with label drog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drog. Show all posts

Saturday, October 9, 2010

wow I logged in

it's real farkin fuckin hard toi type on teh droog when you have teh wrong name and it's a backwards thing with weird password and stuffs. . there's only pronography in there. So I drinked a little tonight and I'm going to teat eat some cake. stopbuttfucking my door dipshit. So the drinkin with the first peoples was prettty good but it's not a good idea to .... what the hell was IP saying something about tongue punchin the poregger cooter. gross. wtf j-dogg what u thinkin. anyway this is a nice way to intro-duce the new namerator. for shitsticks. happy fuckin bday bitchfuckers. Hooray for avery beerstackular! delicuous

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

bitchass punk

yeah, you better be givin thanks for shit tonight. You know what I'm giving thanks for? FREE BEEER!! IT was AMAZIGN! I love the Sun it is so good I want to be icarus and fly to it all the freakin time it was delicious.
OOOH BEER REVIEW TIME!:!

Thunderhead Stout: The only stout Devo's ever ghive n a postiive review to it was delciious and I will always love it the way I only love bugs.
Quinn's Golden Ale: also pretty damn delicious itw as tasty too
FYIPa: FYI, pale ale? fiscale year impearila apel ale? What was this but it wasn't ad it was a little IPA sih
that Amber that ty got it was ummm amberpena amber?

you know what the ladies totally love me when I'm drunk I got all up int hat. Yeah. you know it. I had so much beer itw as carazty carafe-azy? beer.
BEEER!
beeer.
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beer IG OT IT RIGHT HIS TimE!

Friday, November 21, 2008

post -> riposte

1. What three olson house inhabitants are drunk?
THSI MANY!


2. What two olson house inhabitants are lame?
me and la. Teh twins?

3. How many roads must a man walk down?
how many times must a chick go down? same answer.

4. How many hoes must a man turn down?
zero plus or minus your mom (ho snap)

5. Why have we never gone to catacombs trivia night?
fuckin a, yeah?

6. What is the best pizza evar?
colorful

7. Why didn't we join up with those three hot girls?
goggles, dude, you were wearing boggles.

8. Which one of us met someone from our undergraduate institution?
Elise!

9. Which two of us wanted to "get to know" said person a bit more?
all of the above?

10. Why did we believe the buffalo? It was Bob Seger!!!!!!
fuck you bob saget never wona nyone anytihng

Bonus: How did we get home safely?
only one corpse left in the road and itw asn't ours oh YEAH!

Saturday, August 23, 2008