ONLY ONE LEFT!

You know what's awesome? When a party is so good that the only one left sober enough to type is also the only one left sober enough to get into his own bed. This was a hell of a party. We gotta do this more often.

Also, I hope I didn't fuck anyone over or alienate anyone by sending a totally wasted e-mail or running interference on that dude. Yo. What's up?

It is time for drunk picutres, then sleep (I left that typo there even though I can see it.... I might be severely OCD when it comes to typos but I can hadnle a drog post with a couple, i.e. 2)

TEH BUHFALO)H~!

WOO! FIRST PARTY!

hooray for the hong dan. and pbr light. wtf? but it was ok.

I just don't get it. Not at all.

Ok so I don;t get it.  I don't understand how it s all supposed to work,  I mean.  Its supposed to be all guy meets girls, guy takes girl out to dinner, guy and girl live happpily ever after right?  Well thats total bull shit.  Its not ture at all.  IT doesn't work that way pure and simple.  Oh well though, you can'y do anything about it can you?  I mean maybe you can.  But I don't think so.  But maybe.  Probably not, but there can be some ounce of hope right?

Anywho... that doesn't matter.  IT about that time of the year again that the schoo shit starts back up and I am not happy.  Classes suck.  Stduying sucks.  Comps 1 sucks a giant one, because it must.  That;s the way of life.  Things have to be real bad beacuse then you know you are doing something with your life right?  I mean if it was all too easy we would get bored and do stupid shit like when Winona Ryder shoplifts.   I mean that fuckling bitch doesn't need to shop lift she has money, but for all her money life sucks and so she does stupid shit.  Fucking whore.

DANGER ZONE!

man shit si goin crazy awaesome in here!!!! hopetfully this si the second of three drogp osts tonight.  devo and i are fudkin shit up crazy time ove here.!!!  we thought that this was going to be a boring nite.   turned intof fucking waseome.  grillin, drinkin, video gaminn, drinking, drinking.. and more drikin.  \nn/  This is the JIzzy B.  Over and fuckin out!

Seriously?

WTF man. WTF. That's all.

woo!!1! f1r5t p05t

my term to carry the flame

well the crashman is off conquering the east coast and hopefully is spreading the great tradition of being trashed to far away lands.  buffalo and myself have carried the all imporstant drog torch tonight, by tasting three differeent 8%+ bombers .  they were tasty.  tomorrows we will try our own trippel.  this is the jizzy, signing out for now.     and passing out.  cheers!

the dark knight

first off....why>

IT SUCKED.

second off....

IT SUCKED A LOT.


The dark knight is not only the most over-hyped movie of all time, it is also the BIGGEST cinematic disaster since Jeepers Creepers ( my second most hated movie...of all time. ) Here;'s why:

a) it sucked really bad.


PERIOD.

this was christine

benjamin erik johnson is aslut

exactly, as i stated.

this is a well known fact.

check it out i am a good speller even when drunk... though its possible that instead of "speller" i typed "smeller" the first time. but see i corrected it cause i'm a good speller.

i'm going to bed.

Ergonomic key board for the WIN!!!

hwey everybody I am typing on a ergonomnic keyboard which is hard ti recover from on a regukar basis tright?  oh man thisd is way too hard? ok so msn proplr dont type on these very often.  man dude I am drunk qhile we watch The Kingdom.  I think IU just  got my mon4eys stolen.  I want my monryd back.  Way7 too ftunk.  My frioends stole my moneys dammn it.