the adventures of jizzy b and the buffalo

tonight we will be coming to you live while drinking, so you can monitor our status. each of us has a laptop, a d rink, and are watching a moive at the same time. the plan is to watch star wars: the clone wars (animated piece of crap that failed more than a baby with no cat to ride. whoa, cartoon samuel l jackson is a pussy. drink break. okay i'm bored by this movie. and buffalo is not even watching. drink break. that guy just got his head shot off. drink break. obi wan is a pussy. oh snap, they're gonna need reinforcements!!! yoda, i can't year you now! anikan just got hoesed. that one dude is totally giving her "experience." jedi power confuses me. why can't they just throw all the bad guys into a big pile. bring me liquid!!!! drink break. oh shit son! jabba the hut's bounty hunters are way dead!! line break!

hey there, new line, how you doin! the spaceships suck. whoa, those droids are totally doing it! seriously, we really need space ships like the stars wars peoples. whoa, skeleton dude. i've run out of drog fuel. baby jabba looks smaller than my last shit. i'm confused. she's got an especially long lightsaber. maybe she isn't a she afterall. gins is now immitating r2d2. he's poking the air. yeah i'm done too. the live drog doesn't wokr well. tune in next week....in bed!

Teh unending drogpost

so sam said something like 'my watch fell off' which is what started the drogoff we're gonna fight to the death of drog. we're watching star whores (sadly no just star wars) and it's not really very interesting or sensible it doesn't make sense to me yoda is all.... animated and stuff. and the officers are british already adn they're not even the mepire yet. that dude clone man just poiunched a robot and hurt his hand he is stupid why are they using long range weapons in hand to hand combat. "if you like experience, little one, it looks like you're about to get plenty." yeah, wow, almost twss. apparently there are t-rex clones on the 'jedi' side too it's wawesome.

haha again "I can't take it any more I have to stand up!" wow totall twss.

jabba jabba jabba you in the btutt. mmm pumpkin muffin.


the movie got way too uninterestign to keep bloggina bout it's whaty way better to just make typos about nothing in particular massa massa me asoka need help fucking racist jorge lucas.

also, lightsaber in the butt. and riding the trash can. Then puking in the trashcan.

Stick in my pocket

ladies....yeah that's right, i have a stick in my poncket. yes i'm also hpa=ppyg to see youl. so this gril sarah puyt a stick in my pokcet tonight and appartently thats' all it totok eo become the life of the party., also, i had white cheddar popcorn, whiuch may ormay not have made it'sr round onto the floor of whoever was hotinsg tonight. so yeah,. thonighte was a goodnight. first at the beginning i gave my numb3r to a totatlly attracibve hostess and i thnk she liked it. then, at this party that, by tehway, i totally crashed, i was the total fucking life of the party. i was attracing all the girls in the room, not jus thte most beautiful girl in the room. then there was the girl that didn't seem to be agblet to stand up until the end of the night./ burlar and i were convinced that she was not able to walk, but apparently she cvan. whe hda at double chin and was not attracivea after first glance. it turns out, that long island that they made in a FIVE GALLON JUG was really freaking strong becuas ei'm still going after hours since i left the downer at like 8. i think the walk home was probably good for the buffalo and I. otherwise we would probably die. anyways, i'm gonna go down a litre of water, yeah that's right litre, not liter. then i'm gonna pass out. village coffee shop people contact me by 10!!!!!! peace!!!!!!!! --A dude with a stick!!