omg it's dark out?

yeah, it's been some time since this fellow postede somethingon this here "blog". At least legitimately. There's something to be said for Mountain Sun beers. Speicificalyyy, they are strong and delicious. Also, arguments about nothing at all are fun (yeah, even with loudy mcloudmouth dominating the conversation). And burritos are delicious. 2 per day ixs NOT! too much. Delciious. I rpomaites. I promise, that's what I said. SHu up. Shut up. OK. typed it. good.

Also, favorite thing? coming home and not hearing "hey did you take the trash in?" yeah, you're not my mother, get over it. sheesh. OK I am ready to compile that shit. I shouldn't restructure my compy's HD right now should I? too late. Ooops. I have 6 hours til I have to get up and fix the ankle and then I have a meeting. WHOO FRIDAY!!!!!!! hrmm, something mising there... !!!!1!!1!!. Better.

WHOO!

my berfday

luckily, not my barfday. also, peoples need to step it up a notch and post on this so that i'm not the lone ranger. pretty much all i want tos ay tonight is thanks to everyone for coming, i had a blast. i'm extremely full and need to pass out. thanks again folks, cheers!

tursday

thursday nigt was going slow. dinner = 2 beers, chips &salsa. THEN! dun dun dun.....Harpos. 1.50 tacos + 3.50 pints of sawtooth = 13$ pitchers cause they don't do discounts on pitechers. at least they are 4+pint pitchers. i just realized that's a$.25 discount per pint if i did maths correctly. harpos are the shit! nonetheless, i have more respect for harpos. also, i need opinions on lil ally. i think she was ol' ally. at least she gave us the upgrade from shit adam's dubble bock to sawtooth. she was my friend after that. and, she didn't dilly-dally with the check. it was like wam bam thank you mam. also, deadbolt? really? i mean......really really? sounds like someone was a bit paranoid. i wonder what that was from. ok, time to stop now before i rant. cheers, thursday, you are teh shit. *THUNDER*. seriously i just heard thunder, or i'm trippn ballz

it has been too long

that's what she said. so i think i've successfully sustained drunk sans blackout for 8 hours. it has been an epic night. there must have been like 20 bags of chips. of which all were opened, and maybe a total of 2 bags consumed. good job kryptonian. homebrew was a success. all our beers are belong to us. the last 1/3 of mad max >> first 10 minutes of mad max. dumb & dumber suck balls. also, how long until the phallic symbol is found? i'm guessing 3 days. 1 liter of jager down, time to pass out. congrats buffalo soldier, we drink in your honor. also, naked hippies = not cool. i'll be monitoring the number of sex offenders in boulder county to see if there was a spike today. cheers! JB

I am a brilliant astrophysicist

Why isn't that a pickup line?

Maybe the line is, "hey babe, I'm an astrophysicist. But you can tell your mom I'm a brilliant astrophysicist tomorrow morning."

I don't know if that makes sense but I'll assume not.

"I'm an astrophysicist. When drunk, I'm a brilliant astrophysicist."

what now?

MLK DAY!

woooo! first one back. first one to post. that's right. we got drunk on MLK day. played pub trivia too. we rocked the fucking periodic table quiz. yeah that's right. also, this marks the night of the fthird waitress that has my number. i blame you cara. yeah thatt's right. we left it on the custeomer survice note thingy. i don't think that she will call me. oh well. i saw her read the note and she was smiling, so once again that's enough to keep me going for a while. wooooooo! this week is either going to make me or completely break me. fuckin quarter life crisis shit. never grow old, never surrender. that's my new motto. also, never feel unfit. it sucks. alright, time to pass out so i can wake up in time to not feel shitty for class tomorrow. peace out sukkas!

--JB

happy new year

yeah! bithces!!! it's 2009 and you knwo what? i'm druknk! first post of 2009!!!! wooooo11111! so i went to evans party and it was pretty cool. therwer were some qute girls therea and som not so cute girls. my button down shirt was dangerous because it kept being unbottend , which made all the aladies excited. i furthermore had to button it back up or else the place would have been the site of a complete orgy centering around me. yeah, thats right. i also learned that as soon as an e4x date doesn't have a bf anymore, they are much more relaxed and open to coversation that didn't ahvpen since the said date. okay, i gotta drink some water an gota sleep. i'm fuckin exhausted. it's your fault, ladies! happy new year to all, and to all a new year!!!