Sunday, June 14, 2009

it has been too long

that's what she said. so i think i've successfully sustained drunk sans blackout for 8 hours. it has been an epic night. there must have been like 20 bags of chips. of which all were opened, and maybe a total of 2 bags consumed. good job kryptonian. homebrew was a success. all our beers are belong to us. the last 1/3 of mad max >> first 10 minutes of mad max. dumb & dumber suck balls. also, how long until the phallic symbol is found? i'm guessing 3 days. 1 liter of jager down, time to pass out. congrats buffalo soldier, we drink in your honor. also, naked hippies = not cool. i'll be monitoring the number of sex offenders in boulder county to see if there was a spike today. cheers! JB

1 comment:

Adam said...

I think the phallic symbol needs some reinforcement. It doesn't stick out (snicker) as much as it ought to