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well,s o, the day went preetty great. Got up at like 830, hit the bus at 930, luckily made nough buses to get to Vine at 11, drank about 6 mimosas each and ate a huge breakfast *after* eating a pound of cookies, then went to the 2-hr 9-pour tasting where the tastes weren't exactly small and the "snack foods" were... look, they filled, alrighT? cheeses and pickles and meats and crackers.. So, we try to get coffee afterwards, righT? nope, it's a city, so once you get downtown there are no coffees anywhere. WTF? that is dumb. So, logical conlusion: no coffee? GET BEER! so we did and there was Belgian Beer and then much rejoicing and sliders and fries and it was good (but... yeah.... expensive). Whew. We done that, lights go out, we go to the next place, which we thoguht was a brewery but it wasn't, just another (!) taphouse, less than a block away. We got... one good beer, then one... other beer? then a third? there were smoky beers, creepy people next to me, and THINGS GOT HAZY OK!? it was... umm... eventful? then... we stumbled away from there and... well, stumbled was the operative fuckin word, lemme tell ya. hit up some Godo Times, which I know I've been to drunk before which is real weird cuz I've been to downtown denver like 3 times ever. Spilled some drink because I was drunk, it happens, but no one cleaned it up even after I said "Hey, I spilled a drink, can I get somethin to clean it with" which was dumb. THEN we went to the bus and NAILED the timing but I wanted to get some gyros so I did and sprinted back to the bus and made it! we was on the bus we was we was then slept and had alarms on but stilll nearly missed the stop. THEN we got home and we made cookies! well, we made cookies dough but we was sleepy and hurty and so we made the ough and then I made 4-5 kahlua brownie cookies and we'll see how they turn out. but yeah we hit GAME OVER at not very long after we starte.d..... like only 12 hours and so many rounds or somehting... sheesh.

whoa, only like 17 attempts

wow, whoe xpected I could log in with only one sock on... pluis... like... one garmetnt? so there may not have been enough boobs tonight, but there was enough ranting, which is always a healthy thing. Also, there was pizza, beer, cookies, acake, candy... and WHERE THE HELL is C-Dawg? Isn't he supposed to be here?! whoa. looking forward to tomorrow; it wil b ea better post hopefully with more ranting and more boobs. MORE!1!

and maps I like those to

Also, before I'm done, is there a map for the friggin gold black silver line ANYWAHERE? I can't find that to save my life.. and I imagine one day it woill. Poor JMo he aught a bus like anhour after the A-Dawg from the W-Ville (or s-town?) and me.

Ok. shit. This is for real.

Hey everybody. We be droggin it for real right now. So, Jb and I hit up the strong ale festival this saturesday at the avery brewing location. IT was off the hook, So... they give you 16 tickets for 16 2 oz tasters. Now first off, some time they don't give you 2 oz tasters and they skimp because they are worried about you getting to drunk or some shit. Bull. Shit. We managed to find a table to hang with and one of the gyus knew an averty brewer so we were able to get a lot more tix, fo sho. So I managed to have 21 taster which is ~42 oz, beeeer, which when they are arell >8% (mine probaly averaged ~11?) you are DONE when they finish. But ok, they should just start pourin real generous. I hope the nice family we met lets us hang out in silver thron -- they said they would rent to us for sho. That coulod be sick. Hikiung, mountain biking, running.,... AWS. Oh so, Black Folies was real good, not nearly so sour as the La Folie, much more subdued and balanced by Blackberries.Also Samael's '06 was intense, JB did not like it, but I did. If you get a sweet beer like that 5 tyears to chiull out, it does and it rocks. BAZAM. Finally, while there was a lot of tots good beer, I need top ShoutOut to Upslope Brewery for their Belgian Quad. They are new, so pushin the boundrary is bold, but they did it. The belgian quad is super powerful, and yet real drinkable, so props to them. Finally, sometimes you eat way too much whoppie pie and you don't feel so good. You hasve to power through and make it happen. Also, someteims you get messages you shouldn';t and you respond, and things..... progress. Keep it real every body I love you all.

CM out. Hearts and Hugs.

PS -- the Man from the FL pan handle who likes to rock out, RULES. New drinkin Bro FTW.