bitchass punk

yeah, you better be givin thanks for shit tonight. You know what I'm giving thanks for? FREE BEEER!! IT was AMAZIGN! I love the Sun it is so good I want to be icarus and fly to it all the freakin time it was delicious.
OOOH BEER REVIEW TIME!:!

Thunderhead Stout: The only stout Devo's ever ghive n a postiive review to it was delciious and I will always love it the way I only love bugs.
Quinn's Golden Ale: also pretty damn delicious itw as tasty too
FYIPa: FYI, pale ale? fiscale year impearila apel ale? What was this but it wasn't ad it was a little IPA sih
that Amber that ty got it was ummm amberpena amber?

you know what the ladies totally love me when I'm drunk I got all up int hat. Yeah. you know it. I had so much beer itw as carazty carafe-azy? beer.
BEEER!
beeer.
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beer IG OT IT RIGHT HIS TimE!

I have toooooo much to give to give thanks for.

ok so I have pretty much nothikng to give thanks for.  thankgiving if a sumb holidauy =I hate it ..nobody had a reaso nto give thankss.  Fuck,. this shit if dumb.  I thinhk jizzy and the buffalow made fun of me.   ad that mkes me sad.

post -> riposte

1. What three olson house inhabitants are drunk?
THSI MANY!


2. What two olson house inhabitants are lame?
me and la. Teh twins?

3. How many roads must a man walk down?
how many times must a chick go down? same answer.

4. How many hoes must a man turn down?
zero plus or minus your mom (ho snap)

5. Why have we never gone to catacombs trivia night?
fuckin a, yeah?

6. What is the best pizza evar?
colorful

7. Why didn't we join up with those three hot girls?
goggles, dude, you were wearing boggles.

8. Which one of us met someone from our undergraduate institution?
Elise!

9. Which two of us wanted to "get to know" said person a bit more?
all of the above?

10. Why did we believe the buffalo? It was Bob Seger!!!!!!
fuck you bob saget never wona nyone anytihng

Bonus: How did we get home safely?
only one corpse left in the road and itw asn't ours oh YEAH!

trivia night

1. What three olson house inhabitants are drunk?

2. What two olson house inhabitants are lame?

3. How many roads must a man walk down?

4. How many hoes must a man turn down?

5. Why have we never gone to catacombs trivia night?

6. What is the best pizza evar?

7. Why didn't we join up with those three hot girls?

8. Which one of us met someone from our undergraduate institution?

9. Which two of us wanted to "get to know" said person a bit more?

10. Why did we believe the buffalo? It was Bob Seger!!!!!!

Bonus: How did we get home safely?

feelin a litttle droggy tonight?

heh, see what I did there? I was also drebugging code tonight it was pawesome. So, I'm also an intellectual property thief because I stole someone's image using magical fairies and stuff. Woot.

fyi, I removed all links from my page to sketch and stuff because I'm paranoid. I might double=-check that there's no way to link me here, that would be sketchy.

I'm not correcting my typos tonight! at least not all of them there are some I bothered to correct.

WAWAAWAWAAAAAAAA!!!! BANANAPHONE!