Sunday, March 30, 2014

Drogsters, It has been far too long. Your friends, the self-proclaimed french tickler, t-bone, silly willy, and jmo, have decided it's time to intervene. We are listening to what can only be described as "not Will Smith," whilst seriously contemplating hashing nicknames involving narrowly missed encounters of visages and spunk. If only we could come to agreement regarding the voluminous nature of nearby bosom. We miss the inaugural drogsters considerably, and feel obliged to contribute to their works given that we inhabit their original(?) residence. Boobs. Still working on the remnants of liquor from what once inebriated past residents. If only they'd continued their alcoholic upbringing once embarking on adulthood induced drunkardness. You're grown-up, but not grown up. Ya dig? Writing in pretension is difficult once one's brain no longer functional. Listen to the french tickler. (S)He was almost arrested to blind melon's "no rain." (S)He's the worst. We should drag race! (S)he's never ejaculated on a girl's hair. And regrets it. (S)he didn't say that part. It's implied. That's bad. I don't want to murder her accidentally, with my jizz. LIT. Great band. They're so cool. There's boner-face. Says t-bone. What? Bet you can't stab it through his hand. Bet! Guaranteed. Didn't happen. Don't write that, how's your hand? Tetanus? Big fuckin' deal. Nobody's died of tetanus. The french tickler will touch that cat. (S)he will. Fo' sho. Slap-sho fo' sho'. Sharp boner hiccoughs!!!! hihcups butseriously, i think its pretty clear the jmo (thomas) has had the reigns a bit too long. fer examply, he just lunged at me, inelligantly. for what its worth, he looked good doing. I hope that's how he's remembered. with best regards, silly willy, jmo, teebone, french tickler (gerg valsnoes)

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