number two bitches!

yo yo yo, so first off.  A lack of pants is good.  pants are sot restricting.  therefore, not pant is better than pants.  I am not weating pants.  because I like no pants right now.  just boxers.  no pants.  good stuff.

Ok, so sometimes you are hanging and some other dude, who is hnging out.  decides to be a douchebag.  And no one likes douchebags.  no one.  but, this ghuy is gonna be a douchebag anywats.  So you say ok.  I will be a douchebag back.  So you be a douchebag.  And then you think hey, I am nbot douchebag, and I don't wanna be one.  So you stop being a douchebag.  But he keeps being one.  So you just tell yourself you are the better person.  and well you are. but yeah, douchebags are dumb.

alright, so you know what is tight when you are drinking? smoking a cigar.  I like cigars, but thtat is all I will smoke.  the rest of smoking is gorss, but cigars are delicious.  Thats what I think.

its possible that this post sucked a lot, but  I am drunbk and tired. so maybe it wasn't my best, but I will sleep now and you should sleep too because sleep is better than awake.

Hey all, this is crashman here. My name is crashman becasuse I had several bike crashings in a very shorttime. I was drunk when my crashes happened. I am herte to bring you the very first postr on the drunk blog, otherwise known as the drog. The drog will be a place of merriment and wonder. A place wher even the sober can have a good time. Soo right now I am very dunk and typing is not only a requisite byt a challenge. A challedge to see if I am caplable of posting while in toxicated. I am of course drun kand so you might have trouble reading this. But taht is the point of the Drog. It is a place where strange thinkgs may happen a place where perhaps your whildest dreams will come true. Even if they don't it sdtill may be worth reading. So tonight after hangint out at the bars I came hyome and tried some of my home brew. It was ans african amber and an attempt to clone Mac & Jacks, which isa delicious brewery in the seattle area. It was pretty damn good as far as I could tell so I will consider it a sucess for the time being. I will let you knowe at a later time if tht changes. Sometimes you meet cool dtunk chicks and then sometimes you don;t. You never know when it will happen. Tonight was not one of those nkights. I think I will sleep now., but in the future nbe ready for sweeyt drunk shenanigans and great drunken insights. Until next time, This is crashman signing off. Good night.